*I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

*Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

*If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

*Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

*I'm not just a gardener, I'm a Plant Manager.

*My reality check bounced.

*I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

*I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

*I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make when they go flying by.

*I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

*There are two rules for ultimate success in life: 1. Never tell everything you know.

*Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.