ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS SEEN ON ACTUAL CARS

(The newest ones are at the top.)

*If Bill Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.

*If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to a garage make you a car?

* Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.

* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

* Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

* I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

* I love cats...they taste just like chicken.

* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

* The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

* Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

*Montana -- At least our cows are sane!

* If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

* Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

* I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

* Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

* Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

* i souport publik edekashun.

* Horn broken. Watch for finger.